Gordon Ramsey with wife in bedroom
Gordon: Open Hell`s Kitchen
Wife spread her legs. Gordon starts to touch her here and there.
Gordon: It`s fucking raw in the middle!! It`s cold!
Wife: I`m sorry, Chef. It won`t happen again.
Gordon: U fucking donkey. U are a fucking stupid Bitch. Why the hell are you fucking here? U just stand here like an overbaked muffin!
Wife: Sorry Chef.
Gordon: What fucking sorry? U are fucking useless! I`VE HAD ENOUGH! CLOSE HELL`S KITCHEN!
Wife: But, but..Where is the sauce? I can`t see any sauce
Gordon: Ofcourse you can`t you fucking donout! You are so fucking useless, I can`t even produce a decent sauce
with you!
It`s suppose to be funny. But it`s actually not that funny now when I read it. It was more funny making it up the other day than writing it down. Oh,well.
a little funny :)
